This story is from January, but when I came across it, I HAD to link it here. Trust the title of this post, finish eating before you click on this one:
Visitor Defecates on Woman's Porch
It's worth clicking on the "comments" thread under this article, and reading some of the comments. HILARIOUS.
And yet...what the HELL is wrong with people?!?!
I just realized that this is my THIRD post with the label "smell."